well....
this is one topic that is really funhhy and me conclude that majority of kelantanese are a fuckin jerk!... i will put pictures one day when i have a camera, here are what i can find on the net...
well... lets see....
FACTS NUMBER 1....
IF U HAVE A KELANTANESE AS A FRIEND, NO MATTER HOW CLOSE U ARE WITH HIM, NO MATTER HOW CLOSE... TRUST ME, WHEN HE MEET OR ACCIDENTALLY MEET ANOTHER KELANTANESE WHILE U ARE AROUND..... HE WILL LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!
FACT NUMBER 2.....
IF A KELANTANESE BUY A CAR THAT DOESNT USE KELANTAN STANDARD PLATE NUMBER, ( START WITH LETTER "D") THEY WILL PUT A STICKER THAT TELLING THEY ARE FROM KELANTAN....
FACT NUMBER 3...
THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR SLANG, THEY DONT EVEN TRY OR BOTHER TO CHANGE THE SLANG WHILE THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU!!!! ON THE OTHER HAND, OTHERS TRY NOT TO USE THEIR SLANG TO THEM....
FACT NUMBER 4...
THEY WILL SING ANY MALAY SONG IN THE CORRECT SPELLING AND PRONOUNCIATION BUT WILL FUCKIN IMMEDIATELY CHANGE OR USE THE STUPID SLANG AFTER SINGING...
FACT NUMBER 5...
IN KELANTAN, THE NUMBER OF BUSINESS WOMAN ARE SO MUCH GREATER OR EQUAL TO MAN THAT ARE SITTING AT ANY WARONG TALKING SHITS....
FACTS NUMBER 6...
WHEN U GO TO ANY SMALL RESTAURANT / WARONG AT THE KAMPUNG2 AREA, IF YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET... THEY WILL TELL YOU TO GO TO "BELAKANG"... WHAT THEY MEAN IS PERGI BERAK DALAM SEMAK....
FACTS NUMBER 7....
IF YOU SEE A "GRUNGE" LIKE / INDON ARTIST STYLE COSTUME ANYWHERE IN MALAYSIA, IF U CHECK PROPERLY, 90% OF THEM ARE KELANTANESE...
FACTS NUMBER 8...
U CAN FIND (IF U R LUCKY) TO WATCH A KELANTANESE SHITS ANYWHERE BY JUST COVERING THEIR FACE USING KAIN SARONG....
FACTS NUMBER 9...
THEY CONQUER THE LORONG HAJI TAIB!!!!
FACTS NUMBER 10...
THIS FACTS APPLIED TO SOME OF THEM....
hello~~~
ReplyDeleteim wondering... were u being raped by a malay or kelantanese or mat rempit or the police?? (even if u're a male..haha)since u seems to have a BIG problem with them... haha!
im lived in kl since i was born, but den i went to kelantan to study in form 4 n 5, but... hmm. when i looked back, i think they're normal human beings, not as ogre-ish as u claimed..
oh well, since this is a "freedom of speech" era, so i guess it's up to u to take it this way..
(hmmm...but to me, if u're able to express such...err...close minded opinion, then u r worst (much much more) than those klantanese, mat rempit, malays..
get a grip, man!
open ur mind!
no one's perfect...
EVEN U.
EVEN ME...
P/S : u did mention that the police force r one of the lousiest in msia...
WHY DONT U BE ONE OF THEM, AND MAYBE U CAN HELP THEM TO CHANGE???
haha. dude, ur not in their shoes, dont judge them.
oh btw, in future, dont just judge people or race or watever just like that, gosh, ur not God or even Jesus. haha :)
have more respect, ok...
no offence, dude. tata~
oh ya, forgot to add...
ReplyDeletehey, im NOT judging u, okay?
just some advice, as a HUMAN to a HUMAN...
(if u're a human.........)
but then again dude....
ReplyDeleteu not even trying to against my point about them up there... huh???
maybe its you r the one that shitting at the bridge etc...
from my point up there, what make u feel that im labelling them like that anyway??? apa lah lu....
n, by ur post up there... btw... police force??? ? dude, u r not in my shoe... im not going to delete ur posts here, but if u read ur post back again, erk.... WTF r u talkin about man? atau you silap baca?? but surely u r a malay, cause they usually talk like u did... hahahahaha....
ReplyDelete2 soalan mudah..
ReplyDeleteduk mano??
namo gapo??
go to hell!!!!
ReplyDeletetalking shit..u dun even know the truth n yet you wanna say sumtin about it..sorry man..u r totally a loser..haha
oh, i hate kelantanese too, but not all of them. some of my frens ada yang dari kelantan, but they're all in gud behaviour.
ReplyDeleteoklah, since u said that u gonna write in broken and erk.. malay, im gonna write in malay as well.
but where ur malays entry anyway. haha
kelantan ini sebenarnya suka berpuak2, in my opinion lah. like u said in ur 1st fact, its so fuckin true man!!
they always think they are the best in what they do n always think peeps around them are losers. hey, i already met diz kind of kelantanese.
but, i think, again, u shud not talk about them like this n diz is so not the way to condemn the malays. not all of us like that
saya orang MELAYU, and i proud of being myself, but i hate to admit that some malays masih lagi berada di bawah tempurung.
repeated, SOME
oh, these are just my opinions ok, no offense rite
:)
yep... i agree... now that should be put as FACTS NO 10, NOT ALL OF THEM.... that part i agree... well... logically thinking, of cause not all of them... n in the name of their god... of cause not tuk guru.. but still... i need people to argue the point....
ReplyDeletewell, i wud say tat i am totally agree with all the facts given.
ReplyDeletei am selangor and stay in k.l. belajar di kolej yg ramai org dr kelantan. Mereka dtg dr kelantan dan menjadi sangat culture shock!! kalau ckp pasal slang memang betul! bangga sangat. gah berckp psl agama etc, tp baru duk k.l 3 hari dah bangga sgt. kalau jumpe geng die memnag x ingat org lain. Thank God diorang kalah match final FA vs Selangor hari tu.., kalau x mesti lagi show-off!! and i pun penah jumpe spesies2 kat Lorong hj Taib tu ckp kelantan!! memang x bley bla. gelak guling2 je. hahahaha.
I think diorang really narrow minded.
ini cume pendapat i. sebab i memang dah experienced semua ni..
Well, there's always Ying & Yang in everything.
ReplyDeleteEquilibrium.
fact 2 and 3 are good. Non kelantanese also must practice these.
ReplyDeletebagos la klu bangga dgn negeri kelahiran sendiri bkn mcm setengah org lupa daratan.
p/s: demo ni kghijo gapo dok keccek kokse ko ore ni?
(tak paham????!! pi kawan ngan orang kelantan)
INI BUKAN BROKEN ENGLISH. INI HANCUSSSS..
ReplyDeleteaku x tau lah nape skang ada kes berpuak-puak, dan menghentam sana menghentam sini. padahal asal dari keturunan sama.
ReplyDeletedan aku pelik knp identiti sbnr tdk dinyatakan. kalo btol2 ikhlas dr hati teguran tersebut, jd lah mcm raja petra, tunjuk muka. x ksh org ckp apa w/pon nak kene tahan lg ni.
jgn jd mcm baling batu sorok tangan. sm lah spt penulis ni, cb buat kacau bilau tp sorokkan muka.
semoga ALLAH SWT melindungi kita anak2 ADAM dari hasutan syaitan yg ingin memecahkan umat Islam. amin...
baca betul2... u sangat yakin ke yg i nie cuba memecahkan umat u?
ReplyDeletedear melayu in Malaysia.....
sebenarnya tak semua orang kelantan perangan polarchiarise...tapi mostly dan ramai yang terang2 macam tuh....dan banyak membuatkan orang jelek dengan perangan mat kelantan, tapi ada yang ok normal maca kita orang melayu
ReplyDeleteambo buke ore kelate tapi ambo buleh lah kecek kelate mugo ambo ghama saing denge ore kelate, memey ore kelate banggo denge bahaso dio buke gapo..sek2 dio ni tok sedap kecek bilo kecek luar, demo penulis blog ni tra belaja kecek kelate pastu buleh kecek demo tra kecek dengan ore kelate, demo nok tengok ore kelate mesro dok dengan demo,
problem bahaso jah, sifat2 yang lain tu sama la dengan orrang negeri lain, orang kelantan pon sedar pekara ni tapi nak wat macam mana , tapi kalu salahkan semua tu memang x patut la, yang wat taik datang tempat orang ni yang maghi ulu, tubik deghat KB pon time hari sabtu, hahaha...ok lah...
ur blog is so racist. So cocky,,
ReplyDeleteis it? i think its ok...
ReplyDeletedude, if u said so,dun forget d writers facts number 10. not all of them, well, as we both agreed that most of them are like that, it will be grateful for them to read this, maybe they can open up a little bit.. u know...
ReplyDeleteFacts no1 -3 is mostly true..but not all is the same.Haha.
ReplyDeleteActually I also put a Sarawak sticker at the back of my car because im proud of it.
based on my experiences..some of Kelantanese is ok to me..
dear blogger,why dont u put fact #11:kelantan straight A's student percentage ws the higher in UPSR,PMR,SPM,STPM and increased by every year among all state of malaysia.
ReplyDeletesetuju sangat pasal post yg ni. aku pun benci ngan kelantanese. beli kereta plate kl, pastu tampal stiker negeri kelantan besar2. budus. datang kl buat pasal, kl yg best ni pun, diorg bleh ckp kelantan lagi best.. pergh.. bodoh kn..
ReplyDeleteto bella... i just wondering that why kelantanese owez got high percentage of straight a's, oh!!!! it is bcoz they were taking subject that non muslim can take such as arab and etc.. am i rite...
ReplyDeleteone more thing, if there taking this kind of subject than they cant get "A" that make they dont even know well about they own religion..
no racist dude...
Non Muslim also can take Arab subject. Because it is a language ma...I'm also taking it but not A la...
ReplyDeleteSaya pernah study kat Manchester dan sekarang bekerja dekat Texas. Saya bukan orang Kelantan, saya asal dari Perak. Pendapat saya budak-budak kelantan ni semua nya ok. Cuma segelintir jew yang problem sama macam negeri lain. Mereka ni memang keturunan orang bijak. Kat Manchester ramai student budak Kelantan. Tp yang bestnya, best student kat sini asal dari kelantan. And then, kat Texas, company i kerja antara ceo yang besar asal dari kelantan. So, totally diorang ni memang keturunan yang bijak. Tq
ReplyDeletehahaha kesian penulis blog nie ..nampak terdesak sgt..meh ler kawan ngan aku kompom aku tak tinggal
ReplyDeletesaya bkn org klantn, tp sy blajr kt klantan da hmpir 2 thun.bg saya memang adat dunia bla ada yg lebih msti ada yg tak puas hati.. dngan menulis blog nie da jelas sngt la klantnnese mmg bnyak yg akn x puas hati sbb mreka lbh menyerlah dr yg len..(sy sndri pon akui bnda 2) haha... melayu tak bodoh tp u memang bodoh. dan akhir kata.. nie lh blog yg pling sial i pernah bca.tq........ =>
ReplyDeleteblog bodoh terbit dari prbuatan orang bodoh..perbuatan bodoh terbit dr pemikiran yang bodoh..pemikiran bodoh terbit dari orang yang bodoh..for those kelantanese out there x perlu ambik kisah sgt..
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, there is always something that can be improved in every human being. The Lord did not create us perfect, so that we would return to Him when we realised our mistake, but being judgemental and prejudice about other races is just damn right silly and waste of time. How can you improve others if you yourself are not with good characteristics; patient and understanding.
ReplyDeleteI know you're trying to open our eyes about the bad characteristics that the Malay holds. Though, tell me one race that doesn't have any bad characteristics that is associated with the ethnic term itself? e.g. Malay-lazy, Arabs-terrorist, Jews-greedy etc.
I've met a lot of good people in this world, from different ethnic groups worldwide, even the Kelantanese. There is always good and bad in everyone, even the holiest person on Earth right now. I don't think what you're doing is fair. We need to improve ourselves first before we can improve other lives'.
Would you follow a leader who is egoistic and tyrant towards other races because he/she feels that his/her race is superior?
In the end, what matters is not this worldly life, but what we collect in this world for the Hereafter. I am not holy and I don't feel that I am 'holier than thou.' I myself have many to improve.
May the Lord bless us all.
Nie blog Melayu bodoh.!!!!
ReplyDeleteNak mention jangan sekerat2..cerita abih lar mangkok si empunya blog..cakap pasal buruk jer macamlah negeri lu tuh semua perfect.! Lu tengoklah kt KL tuh brape ramai orang Klantan yg berjaya & pegang jawatan tinggi kenapa xmention.?? Cakap kt Lorong Haji Taib majoriti org Kelantan fakta mane lu ambil nie.?? Jgn men rambang jer bro ( brok) nti makan diri.. Nampak sgt lu nie racist tp pengecut..nie aku rase penulis blog pernah kena hantam ngan budak Kelantan nie akibat mulut longkang beliau sbb tue bersuara dlm blog pulak..Kalo kt luar lu hancur bro.!
ReplyDeleteKatolah nok kato gapo pown janji "..di KL nie kawe LEGEND." dengar tuh.!
ReplyDeleteXdok guno tulun Melayu luar balik2 kutuk kito jugok..lepah nie kiro masing2lah..Klate tulun Klate jah pah puok2 mung panda2 sdrilah kalo ade fight ngan bangsa len kt KL nuh..dok guno budi ko ore luar bb fok2 xdok batu pelir nie akae kekoh kito balik bilo dio senae gak..Aku seluruh Msia termasuk Indon ngan Spura dh merantau..masok doh nga peel ore nih.!
ReplyDeleteNi blog yang melaga-lagakan orang melayu....menulis blog secara beremosi dan perkauman.
ReplyDeleteSPM, PMR, UPSR the reasons why they were so excel because some of the invigilators help the candidates while they were in the examination, I SWEAR this is the truth because once i had a good discussion with my friend, he is one of the species. He told me what exactly that ive just stated. Then i said, we the people from multi racial state will never do so. Then when i was alone, i try to rethink why mostly kelantanese is unable to speak in english. Duh! finally it answered..
ReplyDeleteRacism. May Allah shows the racist people here to the right way, the path that He bless. Especially to the blog owner, the source who spread it. Freedom of speech? Congratulations. Maybe in this temporary world, but in the hereafter? Not so much I guess. A reminder to myself first, and to all.
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