CILAKA PUNYA KELING

well, its been awhile now, as im quite getting used to leave among stupid Malays around my neighborhood. so i've got less things to complain....

well yesterday is Deepavali. a celebration for hindu's around the world. every malay knows indians well... most of them were called "keling" or Pariah in Malaysia. this is simply because of they simply act, talk, moved, etc a little bit annoying than any other. well. theres this old terms to describe how they cycle.

• dont cycle like a "keling", cause they will keep cycling although theyre going downhill. well, in terms of competition, of course people cycle while going downhill. but u will notice the difference if u see how keling used to cycle.
• dont ride a bike like a keling,
• dont talk like a keling, as the person theyre talking to is a mile away,
• dont listen to the radio like a keling, as they will do their best, to make sure all their neighbor listen every detail of that horrible music their playing..
• dont upgrade your car like a keling, u can easily notice how the interior of the car becomes a disco.
• dont use telephone / handphone like a keling as they usually moves their hands like the one he is talking too can see his hands,
• dont think like a keling, of course they are the supreme human being that can fight bad guys like in most of the tamil and hindustan movies.
• etc etc etc...

well, enough said. well. heres are the best thing. as what i said before, i have lots of indian friends, now why dont i call them keling as well? well, actually, they are the one that thought me how to differentiate between a keling and an indian. they claim themselves as indians. they usually yelled or hit any keling that i ask them to, as long as to their eyes that the person is a keling. they are much cooler, and calms... they are way cooler. they speak the same tongue twisting language, but with much slower intonation, much cooler style.

well, theres much more on how to differentiate between a keling and an indian.... maybe i will continue the crap someday...

the thing is, in this few day, keling celebrates deepavali with lots lots of fireworks that makes me wanna paste every single known soundproof that is sold in the market!!

well i aint got much time.... enough said, pukimah punya keling.... main mercun sampai pagi,

pukimak punya polis, all the reports i make, never have any actions.. (as if im surprised), pukimak punya keling as my daughter keeps on awaken .....

pukimak punya keling

pukimak punya keling

pukimak punya keling...

hahahaha.....

its like a world war as im typing these ugly truth... after this im going to call the police and as usual, as every single citizen knows.... as it always be ....the police aint going to do shit! hahahahaha....