Friday, May 1, 2009

SAJAK MELAYU...

USMAN AWANG (MELAYU)

MELAYU

Melayu itu orang yang bijaksana
Nakalnya bersulam jenaka
Budi bahasanya tidak terkira
Kurang ajarnya tetap santun
Jika menipu pun masih bersopan
Bila mengampu bijak beralas tangan

Melayu itu berani jika bersalah
Kecut takut kerana benar
Janji simpan di perut
Selalu pecah di mulut 

Biar mati adat
Jangan mati anak

Melayu di Tanah Semenanjung luas maknanya:
Jawa itu Melayu, Bugis itu Melayu
Banjar juga disebut Melayu,
Minangkabau memang Melayu,
Keturunan Acheh adalah Melayu,
Jakun dan Sakai asli Melayu,
Arab dan Pakistani, semua Melayu
Mamak dan Malbari serap ke Melayu
Malah mua'alaf bertakrif Melayu
(Setelah disunat anunya itu)

Dalam sejarahnya
Melayu itu pengembara lautan
Melorongkan jalur sejarah zaman
Begitu luas daerah sempadan
Sayangnya kini segala kehilangan

Melayu itu kaya falsafahnya
Kias kata bidal pusaka
Akar budi bersulamkan daya
Gedung akal laut bicara

Malangnya Melayu itu kuat bersorak
Terlalu ghairah pesta temasya
Sedangkan kampung telah tergadai
Sawah sejalur tinggal sejengkal
Tanah sebidang mudah terjual

Meski telah memiliki telaga
Tangan masih memegang tali
Sedang orang mencapai timba
Berbuahlah pisang tiga kali
Melayu itu masih bermimpi

Walaupun sudah mengenal universiti
Masih berdagang di rumah sendiri
Berkelahi cara Melayu
Menikam dengan pantun
Menyanggah dengan senyum
Marahnya dengan diam
Merendah bukan menyembah
Meninggi bukan melonjak

Watak Melayu menolak permusuhan
Setia dan sabar tiada sempadan
Tapi jika marah tak nampak telinga
Musuh dicari ke lubang cacing
Tak dapat tanduk telinga dijinjing
Maruah dan agama dihina jangan
Hebat amuknya tak kenal lawan

Berdamai cara Melayu indah sekali
Silaturrahim hati yang murni
Maaf diungkap senantiasa bersahut
Tangan diulur sentiasa bersambut
Luka pun tidak lagi berparut

Baiknya hati Melayu itu tak terbandingkan
Selaga yang ada sanggup diberikan
Sehingga tercipta sebuah kiasan:
"Dagang lalu nasi ditanakkan
Suami pulang lapar tak makan
Kera di hutan disusu-susukan
Anak di pangkuan mati kebuluran"

Bagaimanakah Melayu abad dua puluh satu
Masihkan tunduk tersipu-sipu ?
Jangan takut melanggar pantang
Jika pantang menghalang kemajuan;
Jangan segan menentang larangan
Jika yakin kepada kebenaran;
Jangan malu mengucapkan keyakinan
Jika percaya kepada keadilan

Jadilah bangsa yang bijaksana
Memegang tali memegang timba
Memiliki ekonomi mencipta budaya
Menjadi tuan di negara Merdeka

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

PIG FLU.....













u all should know by now that the pig flu is the disaster that the world is facing  at the moment, with the death tolls on the rise... every nation are implementing the precoutionary motives while i type this... every nation dude, like a quarantine station at the airport...this includes Malaysia.... MARK MY WORD.. including malaysia....

Before this ,  we all know about the disease carried by the bird... the bird flu kills thousands of human around the world... 

but i guess, we are missin a  point heree... 

wait a fraggin minute... WTF do you mean by quarantine area at the airport..... have you all forgotten about the nipah virus and the J.E back in the days? are we all that easyly forgetting?

well, insteadt of quarantine the airport... might quarantine the pig farming area also huh! than how about the damn pollution that the pig farm has cause????

WELL, NEGERI SEMBILAN'S BUKIT PELANDOK WAS ONCE KNOWN AS THE BIGGEST PIG FARMING SITE IN THE ASIA....
WHAT???????

well.. does chinese really needs pig as their daily supplement n healthy diet?

lets look at  Singapore for a while.... the majority is chinese.... can u find any pig farm in singapore? theres non! they imported it... n its a waste for them.. they reallize the pollution it can cause, n throughout the years, they just dont eat much pork as malaysian does...

well... there goes the great malaysian...

maybe the goverment really afraid to anger the pig farmers because they worried that the pig farmers are BN supporter...

WELL EMBRACE YOUR STUPID SELVES, N TRUST ME... THE "TOTOK" N THE "BUKIT" CHINESE "MAK LAP KILANG PAPAN" ARE NOT BN SUPPORTER... so why afraid? errr..... its not because of the pig farmers actually...  farmers breed n make food... the food will be distributed n exported.... then, the profit  will goes to the goverment servant wages n salaries,,, 

whatever.... actually, in my writings, im letting out lots of things to ponder... its ur call... 
and for chinese.... or for any pig eaters....,,, u all should not be afraid, theres nothing wrong in eating pork.... SOME MELAYU PUN MAKAN BABI N SUKA MAIN SAMA BABI WOO.... WANNA PROOF? (wtf is the need to convert to Islam anyway huh?)


Monday, April 27, 2009

KELANTAN, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF TELLING PEOPLE WHERE THEYRE FROM!!!!



well.... 

this is one topic that is really funhhy and me conclude that majority of kelantanese are a fuckin jerk!... i will put pictures one day when i have a camera, here are what i can find on the net...


well... lets see....

FACTS NUMBER 1....
 IF U HAVE A KELANTANESE AS A FRIEND, NO MATTER HOW CLOSE U ARE WITH HIM, NO MATTER HOW CLOSE... TRUST ME, WHEN HE MEET OR ACCIDENTALLY MEET ANOTHER KELANTANESE WHILE U ARE AROUND..... HE WILL LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!

FACT NUMBER 2..... 
IF A KELANTANESE BUY A CAR THAT DOESNT USE KELANTAN STANDARD PLATE NUMBER, ( START WITH LETTER "D") THEY WILL PUT A STICKER THAT TELLING THEY ARE FROM KELANTAN....

FACT NUMBER 3...

THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR SLANG, THEY DONT EVEN TRY OR BOTHER TO CHANGE THE SLANG WHILE THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU!!!! ON THE OTHER HAND, OTHERS TRY NOT TO USE THEIR SLANG TO THEM....

FACT NUMBER 4...

THEY WILL SING ANY MALAY SONG IN THE CORRECT SPELLING AND PRONOUNCIATION BUT WILL FUCKIN IMMEDIATELY CHANGE OR USE THE STUPID SLANG AFTER SINGING...

FACT NUMBER 5...

IN KELANTAN, THE NUMBER OF BUSINESS WOMAN ARE SO MUCH GREATER OR EQUAL TO MAN THAT ARE SITTING AT ANY WARONG TALKING SHITS....

FACTS NUMBER 6...

WHEN U GO TO ANY SMALL RESTAURANT / WARONG AT THE KAMPUNG2 AREA, IF YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET... THEY WILL TELL YOU TO GO TO "BELAKANG"... WHAT THEY MEAN IS PERGI BERAK DALAM SEMAK....

FACTS NUMBER 7....

IF YOU SEE  A "GRUNGE" LIKE / INDON ARTIST STYLE COSTUME  ANYWHERE IN MALAYSIA, IF U CHECK PROPERLY, 90% OF THEM ARE KELANTANESE...

FACTS NUMBER 8...

U CAN FIND (IF U R LUCKY) TO WATCH A KELANTANESE SHITS  ANYWHERE BY JUST COVERING THEIR FACE USING KAIN SARONG.... 

FACTS NUMBER 9...

THEY CONQUER THE LORONG HAJI TAIB!!!!

FACTS NUMBER 10...

THIS FACTS APPLIED TO SOME OF THEM....

Friday, April 24, 2009

slow internet connections!!!!

Streamyx Sucks

well... u all get the idea wright?

well... this is one thing that u relly stuck n have to face everyday! the slowest in the world. the bloodsucking government are using this to make dzillions of profits while we are getting fucked everyday!!!!!

the other thing that i hate is the connections when u are using CIMBclicks!

its so slow, that sometimes u have to wait 30 minutes for a single tack number!!!!
WTF????

dude, its not like im supporting the bloodsucking maybank, but that is the differential between both of you!!!! while maybank is very wellknown of being the bloodsucker! they indeed gives the best services!

while u cimb bank... if not because of the goverment backs u up, u have been bankrupt way... way... back... besides... from stupid malay Bumiputera bank, u becomes a cimb...
havent u learn nothing? do you still have to become the "what maybank will do now we will implement the same thing 10 friggin years later" kind of moron! fuckin bastich!!!!

its really funny, while we read on the news paper, on how these 2 company making lots of profits, while still giving the worst quality of services??? wait till i talk about the people stabbing PLUS Highways!!!! its really bullshit when they making profits, used it to make lots of wasting the peoples money EVENTS, n used just a small amount of it to improving their services???? welll...
before im ending my writing here, please dont get angry with me if u are any of these two company's employee....

1st.. because of (theres more company thats going to get it...)
2nd.. its not u stupid low life ranks that im talking about... im talking about the decision maker group....
capish???

Monday, April 20, 2009

Koleksi gambar pelajar Melayu Sekolah



well, i guess, this is the first pic, im going to find more of it though...

look at this kids anyway... wearing a tudung...
their parent must be proud....

stupid islamic bastard! hahahahaha...

Mat rempit and BUDAK KELANTAN


well... i dont really know why i post this one as my first post here...
i wondering...

who the fuck in Malaysia with an I.Q a bit better than a primary school student that likes Mat Rempit?????

i really dun know what other ugly words that can describe mat rempit...

this is the pure MELAYU PARIAH other than SOME OF ORANG KELANTAN!

as far as im concern, in Indian society, theres a Pariah group, dun get me wrong guys... 
i have lots of indian friends, even they hates "keling" @ Pariah...

in the U.K, the skin Heads r labelled as Pariah...

in the whole wide world...

the jews are labelled as Pariah....

In Malaysia, theres 3 type of Pariah....

1. Keling Paria....
2. THE PURE PARIAH Melayu.... = Mat Rempit..
3. Melayu Paria number 2... =  SOME OF KELANTANESE....

hahahaha.....

okok, back to topic...

i think theres a need of the Mat Rempit a.k.a Mat Melayu Bangang menace to be put to stop... how are we going to do this? ask the police to do it? shit man.... police coudnt do 24 hour work... They dont have enaugh resources n they are one of the lousiest uniform in Malaysia...

i think, that, groups like any triads group,should destroy mat rempit, but... as we all know, mat rempit members are also triad group members....

should we ask any of the volunteer group that stays at night watching the neighboorhood?
their couldnt fight mat rempit that usually have 20-30 member at a time....

well.. if we united....

camon.... 

think about it, why should we, the people... scared of this minority ill, ugly, stupid, Malays??? they are the dumbest creation of the society... they even race their father bikes,, they couldnt affort a bike... they r stupid... 

i guess, we the people, should start a petition, to takes matter to our own hand... lets name the petition, if the traffic police couldnt do it, we will!!!!

and lets buy a slingshots everyone, equip ur self... lets start with mat rempit that passes by our house with the speed of 140km/hr...

if u r too afraid to do it... then hide... 

i dunno guys, ive started this project for a time being now... and theres been a few fights since then... the mat rempit even brings their triad members along with their big brother!!!!
i faced them... and faced them a few times now...

MALAY TRIAD MEMBERS ARE NOTHING...

REMEMBER, THEY R THE ONE THAT IS DOING WRONG THINGS,,, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT SHOULD BE AFRAID... NOT US!!!!!!

well, i believe theres going to be response on this... 
please response to my topics guys...

till part 2.....

MELAYU BODOH, MALAYSIA BODOH



i created melayu bodoh not because im racist nor im anti Islam,
i just want to talk and show how stupid the majority power in Malaysia... 
as melayu are d dominant power in Malaysia, it makes malaysia bodoh too..

feel free to talk about whatever things that hates you, n give u headache in Malaysia... whatever....

peace!!